Today, after bath time, I was sitting on the floor with my 3 precious children admiring their innocence as we played. Then, out of the blue, Weatherly decided she wanted to play a new game called 'Dirty Little Secrets'. I was a little confused of where she was going with such a title so I played along..... "So Weatherly, what exactly is Dirty Little Secrets?'...... Weatherly smiled big and proceeded to tell me multiple stories of different activities in Kindergarten that were 'really gross'. Like the time she sneezed on one of her BFF, or the time one of the boys vomited all over the classroom, or even the time one of the girls showed everyone her under-ware (..."that was totally gross Momma!!"....). I loved hearing all of her stories and what her definition of 'Dirty Little Secrets' was. Oh, how I wish my 'Dirty Little Secrets' were as innocent as hers!!!
On another day, after bath time, Weatherly shyly told me she found out what the 'F word' was. I was shocked and totally appalled that my child, in Kindergarten, could possibly already know the 'F word'!!!! I looked at her amazed and asked her where in the world she learned such a word..... Weatherly looked at me with guilt stricken eyes and told me she learned it on the bus. WHAT!!!! The dreadful bus?!?!?! I took a deep breath..... I then asked her what the 'F word' was - in hopes it had a different meaning at such a young age. Weatherly then looked at me with very shy eyes and with a very soft voice, which is totally unusual for her, she whispered............... FART................. I could not believe my ears. What a wonderful word - FART :). I smiled at her and told her that was exactly right.... 'FART' is the ultimate 'F word'.
I love the innocence of a young child!!!!
I also love the bonding moments we have after bath time!!!!
Oh my gosh! That cracks me up! I hope the F word always remains "FART" to her!
Posted by: jessica jones | June 11, 2010 at 04:38 PM
That is hilarious!!!
Posted by: Ken | June 11, 2010 at 10:02 AM
She is the cutest little girl. . . lets just hope those secrets stay so little and the F word stays "FART". . .
Posted by: sebren | June 11, 2010 at 12:14 AM